TIGER WOODS JOKES

As far as Tiger Woods jokes go, there are quite a few stinkers... in fact most of the Tiger Woods jokes are stinkers. Oh we, it's hard to get a hole in one.

Here ya go a butt load of Tiger Woods jokes gathered from the internet, let's just call it a Best of The worst in Tiger Woods Jokes.






Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.



Tiger’s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.

Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.

What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Swede.


Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one

Tiger’s car still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…”

What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning? She was clubbing.


Tiger Woods is tree under.


Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever.


Tiger woods has a lot of cars, now he has a “hole in one”.





On the topic of infidelity and humour, remember the whole whatherface Bobbit story from a number of years ago... Tiger should consider himself lucky Elin only took a club to the car

Tiger Woods and his wife were driving down the road arguing about his cheating.

Suddenly, Elin reaches over, slices off Tiger's penis and angrily she tosses it out the window of the car.

Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him.

All of a sudden, the penis smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off.

Suprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"

The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute she says "Sure had a big dick !