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Thursday

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.........

A woman was in a coma & she had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and

noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched

her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy

as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor

flat lined- no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened ?' they cried.







The
husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

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