Have you ever read a joke which made you roll around on the floor laughing so much you almost puked? Of course, like any good friend you instantly want to share the joke with your friends... But wait, you lost it. No need to worry, this blog is dedicated to Email humour. I have several twisted friends who send me jokes daily. The good ones will be posted here. Feel free to add your own in the comments section

Friday

Terrorists

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Trans-Canada Highway near Gander.
Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'
'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Stephen Harper, Stephane Dion & Jack Layton

They're asking for a $10 million ransom.

Otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'


'Most people are giving about 4 liters'

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